Saturday, November 29, 2008

Joker of Strips

Real name or Nickname: W.Der

Age: NA

Location: Singapore

My chowchow is called (if applicable): Joker of Strips (formerly aka Marco.Roni)..

My chowchow is a...: Bolster: Made of 100% Synthetic Cotton. may also contain dust-mite, teardrops, mucus, saliva, farts, biohazard & radioactive materials, etc..

Number of chowchow years it has lived: 10 Human Years

History of my chowchow:
- 3rd bolster alive since child-birth
- travelled to China w/ family in '99
- escaped successfully from wastebin numerous times as Mum attempts to dump it secretly.
- attached to a foreign place for 4 years since May'04 as a PR
- honoured as a Special Guest
- rescued from terrorist-holdup in May'08
- retired as normal civilian & staying in a well-concealed & protected since then..

When was the last time your chowchow had a bath?: bath? it enjoy weekly sun-bathing & can be seen hanging around Changi Beach w/ Maxim & FHM bikini babes..

My family's relationship with my chowchow: it cannot be seen by any of my family members, especially Mum..

My bed partner's relationship with my chowchow: currently none, but it will be a wonderful experience that she can look forward to..

Finally, I love my chowchow because…: its a non-comparable, non-measurable, non-replaceable item which is also the most important thing in life that the owner is proud of.
i believe that most of the owners will have the same feeling as i do..

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Chewy's bolster chowchow aka "oxygen tank"





Real name or Nickname: chewy

Age: 20

Location: Singapore/Australia

My chowchow is called: my oxygen tank (Courtesy of my favourite brissy friends, Mich Sam and Don.)

My chowchow is a...: magnificent and beautiful looking bolster.

Number of chowchow years it has lived: 20

History of my chowchow: My bolster lives a wonderful life with a happy family, comfy home-made jumper suit and a precious history of drool! Something I've been relying alot on to fall asleep since I was a baby! Lots of sentimental value and smell :)

When was the last time your chowchow had a bath?: Between a period of 6 months to 8 months. I won't want it to disintegrate in the washing machine. Its already nice smelling on its own. 

My family's relationship with my chowchow: They absolutely love my bolster! Frequent incidences where my brothers want to throw it away cos they are jealous since they either don't have any as my mom threw it away when he was probably 10, or cos it fell off the window while catching some fresh air.

My mom fights to take care of it by bathing it and keeping it clean, like how she'd bathe a baby. An example of a conversation I'd have with my dad about my bolster: "Daddy, do you think my bao zhen (bolster) has grown taller?"

My bed partner's relationship with my chowchow: My chowchow is my partner, and vice versa. Kenny hates my bolster cos he can't stand up to reality that it is cuter than him.

Finally, I love my chowchow because…: It has been standing by me for the past 20 years, through all the laughter, tears, drool and pee! I can never take my eyes off this gorgeous looking thing.